There are two parts of my plan to fix all the problems in the United States.
Part 1: Outlaw the Republican Party
The first part of the plan is to make the Republican Party illegal. All elected officials from the Republican Party will be removed from office and replaced by Democrats. They will be forbidden to run for office ever again.
All federal judges appointed by Republican presidents will be removed from their positions. The new president will appoint new judges to replace the ones who were removed.
Part 2: Trump Voters Lose Their Voting Rights
Anyone who voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election is not allowed to ever vote in another election. It might be harsh. You might think it’s undemocratic and unconstitutional. But as we all know, anyone who voted for Trump is a Nazi, and Nazis have no rights. Banning Trump supporters from voting is a small price to pay to improve society.
Paradise Ensues
After removing all Republicans from the government, everything will magically improve in the United States. The wars will end. Habeas corpus will be restored. The government will stop reading emails and listening in on our phone calls. The environment will be cleaned up. Homelessness and poverty will go away. Every person will have access to health care. The educational system will get better. People will stop shooting each other. Racism will go away. We’ll be living in heaven on earth.
How could anyone oppose this? Only Nazis could be opposed to this wonderful program.
Contact Your Representatives
Contact your congressional representatives by snail mail, phone, and email. Tell them to support this plan to fix the United States.
